He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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