You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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