omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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