Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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