Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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