its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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