I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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