How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Less talking, more tequila
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Two words: nipple clamps
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