Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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