Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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