i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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