god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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