i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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