white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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