Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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