Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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