I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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