We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
