You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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