He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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