Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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