We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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