At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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