he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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