that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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