At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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