woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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