Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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