Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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