how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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