Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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