is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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