so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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