We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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