maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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