Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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