It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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