Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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