he wants to bone in the snuggie
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm at about main and main street
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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