Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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