Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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