You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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