margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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