I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
