Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My breasts were aching with rage.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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