and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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