i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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