i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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