I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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