We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
