thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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