Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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