Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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