absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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