I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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