Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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