ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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